little big planet INTRO 100%…….:

You fall from a hole in the wall, its very dark so listen to Steven Fry. The man talking to you in the sky. He says: (“Welcome to little big planet you’re a little sack person. This one is you, oh bless your quite a cute one. Now to move around use the left stick, just push it a little for dainty tippy-toes.”) You should now be moving to your right. ( or push it all the way as if your sacking depends upon it and don’t forget your three ( js) jump, Jump, jump. Give the action button (x) a small press for a short sharp hop or hold it down for a bounding leap. On you go.) Now you should be running along around about near Thomas.
 So keep going. Now push the (x) into Rex’s name and he will smile. Ahhhhhhhh. Keep running and you will get to ALEX . Then keep running and jumping up the stairs and you will get to a big TV watch it
Steven Fry says: (“Now you probably want to look STYLISH and SEXY as your getting about ‘little big planet’, so you need to know how to get your kit off or how to put your blagrags on. Press the menu button (D) to access your Popit. Now the Popit is the most useful tool since CHEESE was invented. So lets have a look shall we. Use the left stick to run through the various icons on the Popit menu. Press the action button to choose one for now choose customise character icon. This takes you to your customise character pages, where you can have a rummage around for a new style for your sack person. Use the left stick to choose something that says “hey, I am a sack person get used to it !”. this is also your little big boutique. Where you can cruise merrier fashions, some magic and some tragic. If you are in one of those moods where you can’t decide what clothes go with your ears, just choose this icon. Which magically chooses some blagrags for you. To get out of the Popit press the ‘back’ button. Press it once to get back to the Popit menu, press it again to close it completely. You are going to be the talk of little big planet now either that or a laughing stock“!)

Go up the steps to the stage and there will be another TV. It comes on and Steven Fry says: (“its time to shake things up, tilt your wireless controller to animate yourself.
Press the ‘left analogue stick’ to alternate controlling your head and your pelvis. You can change your sack persons expressions to using the directional buttons. Press the up button to smile. Press the down button to be sad. Press the left button to become worried and press the right button to become angry. Also hold the L2 and R2 button and use the control sticks to control your arms. That’s it, bye.) Now stand in the centre of the stage and the curtains will open to say: LITTLE BIG PLANET tm.J